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Monotinous Vomitous Snotinous... [Feb. 2nd, 2006|08:12 pm]
[mood | lethargic]
[music |Damn, can't get that twinkle twinkle song out of my head...]

I must apologise for my absence since registering on this abode of memoirs.

I have been entertaining myself by randomly annoying the cats (Except that EVIL black one, pulling the dog's tail, and creating a mess - just for the amusing expressions on Mummy & Daddy's faces.

Although, I have been gradually feeling more poorly over the past few days and spectacularly vomited over Nana's bed last night. I do not enjoy being unwell at all - it takes up precious time in my young life! I want to be out there increasing my grey matter, thus increasing my chances to achieve total world domination.

Father told me of the 'Dead By Dawn' Horror movie festival that Mum-ra and him are going to in the fourth month of this year. Dammit, if only my young puny body could look old enough to pass for an eighteen year old. I shall endeavour to achieve that in my next science project. Surely there must be an answer to it in a Baby Einstein or Winnie the Pooh book?!

Hmmm... I'm feeling weary, and shall retreat to my cot now.

Farewell, ugly bags of mostly water.
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(no subject) [Jan. 20th, 2006|01:24 pm]
Hmmm... My first jounal entry.

I suppose you maggots will be wanting me to say something witty, or make some funny noises.

Feh, you wish! I would rather smear myself if shabbas doo-doo's than do that!

I am going to sleep.
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